Monday, November 15, 2010

Something About You On Facebook

Boogeyman (Stpehen T. Kay, 2005)


There are worse than the hodgepodge of Japanese Wave 'Ghost girl' we have suffered and their remakes often less painful (since it is impossible to make more concrete and anti-scary most of the time, Asians are sometimes the best shot we forget that they can often be the worst ): there are those that are produced by Sam Raimi, and if it is not he who firmly believes (the father of Darkman and Ash will forgive this sponsorship half drunk on spawning Mignonnet Drag Me to Hell) it is at least his flock when it is not his family (because Raimi has been found, take a little), so it's her fault the old! ... these films was I saying that you place an hour and Loved flashes ghostly re recycled and re- by all cyclists converted into filmmakers from the most distant and ancient mythology Goosebumps and Are You Afraid of the going-and-just stuck in a haunted house to the worst kind of dung (Type Haunting) a big con by coward mine's cat craps tips, and giving you the urge to yell to hang himself every ten seconds off her velux - hypothetical - as this facies annoying tickle the unbearable, these films, these films so my tontines and uncles and dear faithful readers, who will offer as a final indicator of the famous bogeyman some kind of rip-off fighting with the guinea pig waste pixelated ass out of the test sessions - also hypothetical - I Am Legend on the V-Tech's cousin's neighbor's boyfriend at the camera technician trainee, who ate the marshmallow into hiding in the dressing room Golum during the filming of Narnia, exactly!
Only one has already turned into jelly before English, po c'qui prevents us despite our fingers blank translucent impractical to use to make a 'fuck' good fats such bumbling that would instantly due to stay strictly necessary - to try to create if only the spark of a thrill of rabbits - a new degree under the same bit new King. A Stephen, too.

From miserable shit, like the tray of LU without chocolate.

PS: but I saw even more heartbreaking recently just imagine, and it's called The Descent Part 2.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Best Laptop For Architects 2010

Mit Gas (Tomahawk, 2003)

Dear pedestrians, it is something you can not take away: the little jerk this time has been kind enough to offer you a place on his car, you have declined by irritation and disgust that is your problem, eventually ...
I remember that on End Slow or Nextclues cordially detested the character Patton had described as a spoiled kid who plays with her beautiful brand new toy, speaking of Tomahawk (and his / her super zicos cults poached by Mike), in fact it is exactly that, so it is like those candy son carrera stock in and feeling obliged to lean on the door by throwing glances falsely casual, generally you do not need to brag in a nice car because her class is required to itself for all to see, say that Mike can not help it, it is his nature, he is human and humans with what we always say weaknesses (what a man normally constituted, for example, do not resist the beautiful Jennifer mh arm, left alone to enjoy over pathetic complacency? punchline), and then he's happy to be put in its place, not everyone has the opportunity to make engine glow of Jesus, there are children starving in the Third World, even if sham it or break it, again you will be charmed or amused and a little sorry for him, at worst he tapped gently on the head, reminding him that the reverse is not only to paint the mustache .. . tuture pretty but saves the case, and the ball superstar slicked attaching / sucks that leads to the beautiful ecstatic grin and gloat and try to make him take corners too slalomesques for traction or strive to cram the Latin where there is no need, in short, s' leaning against the door with a margarita when a simple gin-Perrier case would be ample, it Roxe with class, when he does that purring sound of the engine that sweet love most finally, the little cousin. It's a shame for all those who still loved him so much stick to one, this motherfucker son of a bitch small wanker buddy of my balls to Zorn pretentious creative jazzmen pissing ... for once it is already within range of your claws, too far, too high.
look with your binoculars, you may see a major taut is his style.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Curtains Tied Back High Up

2012 (Roland Emmerich, 2009)



Not as dumb as I expected - so disappointing. Not as ugly as I expected - so disappointing. It was of course the usual batch of morons illuminated, the supporting cast purulent vulgarity flights Emmerich (here a big pig and Russian billionaire Woody "Mickey Knox" Harrelson in hippy harbinger of the Apocalypse), it was of course the right mix of watering so we almost feel sluggish in the smell, but the sauce is bland, the redneck in dire need of relief, flavor, punch - and Cusack is a real quiche mmmmh ... I tell you my sheep is very simple: the actor - whose eyebrows and bewildered expressions semi-semi-risotto fully justify the existence of the word 'genocide', 'holocaust', and 'disfigured by acid '- I went to each of his appearances tender and sympathetic against Hugh Grant and Vincent Cassel.
That's called an insult pachyderm.

pachyderm too, as so-called joker placarded in 4 heavy characters seem to want we trample peepers - but revealing, for his sobriety falsely monolithic truth, lack of imagination of our Teutonic megalomaniac baby (or Teutonic megalomaniac darling, it works well). Less impressive than Godzindependance Day, despite scenes of explosions across the nimpesque and likeable towers roller coaster through mountains and buildings in a state of imminent disintegration (of course it will benefit only if it has a screen size suitable ), less than Pharaonic Stargate (it's not a question of content pharaohs, no), less than avalanchesque The Day After, all that is actually a very condensed smooth that the brave Roland can do with his money: demolish cities ratiboiser mountains, to enjoy the ocean tsunami biggest blow of my cock to rest - and preserve as possible in this large fuck the nice doggies, because the dog is man's best friend says I was told when I was little ... In fact, the same level FX and action is not terrible, once past earthquakes and volcanoes all that is cushy and Quiche Cusack is even steal the show (we can easily imagine the kind of more ready to dock sewage outfalls that sttropez) by his kid, not the real one in the film eh, more unbearable that brat Spielberg, one of those expensive shrimp squealer in Hollywood with the potential to generate impulses infanticide seems inexhaustible - some mantras tit scalded by oil fryer have finished me off in my terrible and implacable certainty: Roland my good, you seriously softened the glans.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Discomfort In Lower Abdomen, Thigh And Testicles

Exploding Head (A Place To Bury Strangers, 2009)



Early: skeptical. Because unlike almost everyone I missed the first, logically (I pay too much attention to news is that) I ask naively. The seller (tastes pretty sure I discovered Fugazi, the Gun Club and 16 Horsepower with him) said Interpol, I see vaguely eighties revival opportunistic sauce Joy Div '& consort, all that stuff really well damn to XX, but really super insipid, that sells us with zeal, but that does not make me raise my own small (my little zealous).

Listening: tubesque already is, not as Interpol. Then it has nothing to do with Interpol, or very little. The sound is not original (dissonance, bass Peter Hook), but envelope right away and there is good. Not suit either, just a T-shirt Jesus & Mary Chain ironed with love by Mom. The singer does nothing, but it is necessary (there actually I was trying to make a sentence that makes you want - you will forgive me). Brief kiffage almost full on first listen.

In fact it is very stupid to summarize: the great cold wave bittersweet, adult, gritty, racy, with a name enough class and a pouch for the hair style. Not as enjoyable as the last zZz, but after a few listens I think it will move no further.